THE
ILLUSTRATED HEN
Featuring Ray Orloff
THE
ILLUSTRATED HEN
Featuring Ray Orloff


Ray Orloff
Hi, I'm Ray. This is my exclusive web page. See that book? Off to your right (my left)? (Or perhaps directly below if you’re using a smart phone.) That’s my book. The story of my life. Sort of. I left some stuff out. You don’t need to worry about that right now.

The important thing? Buy the book. Why? First it’s a great piece of work (if I do say so myself.) Other people think so too. I posted some of their comments. But the other thing is that right now I’m offering the novel for a huge discount.
If you purchase a copy right now the price is $4.95. That’s right: $4.95! A steal. And you can guess that a guy that looks like me might know something about steals. (Don’t worry. I’m actually a good guy, a PI. More about that later. )
And did I mention these are signed copies? That’s right. Signed. Just tell me who to dedicate the novel to and consider it done.
Exclusive Limited Time Offer
Signed Copy | $4.95
Readers comments? We got ‘em right here.

In other words it is a work of beautiful prose, enchanting stories, intriguing characters, grounded in common experience and yet full of magical fantasy. What’s not to love?
So buy a copy. At this price you can’t lose. A signed copy of one of the most interesting novels you will ever read for a mere $4.95.
So that’s it for now. But stick around. More to come. I’ll be posting updates, maybe a few stories here and there. I might even try my hand at blogging. So stay tuned.
Thank You!
Ray Orloff